I was in the shower, and I could feel myself about to think about stuff I didn't want to think about so what I did was, I punched myself in the skull. Lightly, mind you (I love my brain) but dudes. It sort of works.

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Han's said:

"You can only love a person as much as they want to be loved."

I laughed out loud in response.

My thoughts have no coherent unifying theme right now, so I'm just going to blather what I remember wanting to post here and hope it all makes sense in the end.

01. Interesting things that I said or were said to me in the last couple of days.

Your gay poem is full of pussy. ACTUALLY, it's full of pussies and a busheater. Ur doing this all wrong, dear ( Read more... )

Me: MALA UGAT DAPAT!
Earl: LOL
Earl: I KNOW
Me: Oh my God
Me: EARL
Earl: MALA KAMOTENG KAHOY   
Earl: UGAT ONLY
Me: NAGIGING BAKLA NA AKO

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I want you so much
That I just can't resist you
It's not enough to say that I miss you
Somehow I can't forget you
Going crazy from the moment I met you

I have a new theme song and it's particularly surprising since, you know. They're girls. And usually I'm like, dude where's my sausage, but I think it's apt seeing as that I don't need to be reminded of ( Read more... )

"Ate, naisip mo na ba na si Mammy kinasal nung 26 siya at ikaw, 20 ka na, at wala ka man lang first boyfriend o kahit first kiss o kahit man lang first mutual relationship?"

"..."

"..."

"I hate you, Anna."

( This sounds so much funnier when I tell it in person. If you haven't heard me tell it yet, remind me to re-tell it because IT. CRACKS. ME. UP. LIKE. MAKEUP. )

M: That's why I'm here ( Read more... )

Yesterday, my stat message was: Who watches the Watchmen? and Evan PMs me in the middle of my Warcraft session (I finally FINALLY defended Heartglenn and OMG 4 seconds remaining into the last half hour and they literally slaughtered my army into nothing but good thing the game didn't recognize it as a loss because UGH FUCK) and says 'Anlabo ng stat ( Read more... )

Me: Hafta go.
Ampness: see you.
Me (inside): You wish.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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I am getting bored with my thesis.

*gasp*

*not their real names

Friend:ndi naman ako magugulat if ever
and i won't even care
i just care about myself, trish*, work after grad and nothing else
i don't care kung may mabuntis man sa block natin
or kung biglang pumutok ang transformer ni meralco jane*
basta i'll be the good angelic me na gagraduate this coming march weee!!

Ako:
Bakit Meralco Jane?
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